Every now and then you reach a sort of fissure or fracture in time.It’s like a scenic overlook as imagined by Einstein or Kepler, from which you can actually witness two possible futures: Off the left side, you see a world of orderly streets and squares, where fans crowd theaters showing the new blockbuster by Jessica Simpson, who looks down from a marquee, slender and blonde and shaped like a barbell, booming on top and in the middle, skinny as a pencil between, and radios blast an endless stream of Jessica Simpson hits, her voice syrupy and love-filled.What’s more, in April she was spoofed in an Eminem video as a gone-to-seed pop tart spilling out of her Daisy Dukes, hiking a cheeseburger to Tony Romo, played by Eminem. Her record sales, for example, which peaked in 2003, when her show was in its prime, have fallen ever since.
“Her words were also destructive to the Patriots organization, their players, and the New England fans.The Patriots front office should bar her completely from discussing the [team] in the media – and her comments will consistently weigh on the fans each time the media catches glimpse of her sitting comfortably in the team's suite during game time." i Mag: 5 Things Tom Should Get Gisele for V-Day.So should Brady quietly ban his beauty from future games in order to protect his own image and standing with his teammates?(Romo is off playing golf but shows up at the end of the interview to greet her with a big purple and green stuffed animal. Jessica is clearly delighted.) It's obvious that the down-home comforts of Dallas are doing her right: Simpson is in control, adorable and ready to move on.